i don't really understand any of this.



demonicdorothy:

people are like “re-examine/abandon your cis/binary gender” and its like man yo i already got enough queer infighting on my plate with the whole bi/pan, queer/gay thing it’s just way too much effort bro i dont have the TIME to be another minority i’ve got laundry to do and stuff

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vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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Replace All Straight Men With Literally Anything Else 2014

riddlemehiddleston:

amazonpoodle:

hexgoddess:

poet-and-i-know-it:

I find this extremely offensive.. Jokingly or not. Not all men are assholes, you know.

Who left this tray of lasagna here

an insult to perfectly delicious lasagna everywhere

This will never not be funny to me like the uproar at this guy being called a lasagna I can’t I can’t

NOT ALL LASAGNAAAA

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demonicdorothy:

the whole iggy/snoop beef is basically just like two trashbags tangled in the wind

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